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Smeared

Smeared

Release Date: October 1, 1992

  1. Underwhelmed
  2. Raspberry
  3. I am the Cancer
  4. Median Strip
  5. Take It In
  6. 500 Up
  7. Marcus Said
  8. Sugartune
  9. Left of Centre
  10. Lemonzinger
  11. Two Seater
  12. What's There to Decide?

Produced by Sloan
Recorded by Terry Pullium at Soundmarket Studio in Halifax
Mixed by Dave Ogilvie at Light House Recorders in N.Hollywood
Assistant Engineering by Kevin Becka
Mastered by George Marino at Sterling Sound in Manhattan

Lyrics

  1. UNDERWHELMED

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    She was underwhelmed
    If that's a word
    I know it's not
    'Cause I looked it up
    That's one of those skills
    That I learned in my school

    I was overwhelmed
    And I'm sure of that one
    'Cause I learned it
    Back in grade school
    When I was young

    She said, "You is funny"
    I said, "You are funny"
    She said, "Thank you"
    And I said, "Never mind"
    She rolled her eyes
    Her beautiful eyes

    The point is not the grammar
    It's the feeling
    That is certainly in my heart
    But not in hers

    But not in hers
    But not in hers
    But not in hers
    But not in hers

    We were talkin' about people
    That eat meat
    I felt like an ass
    'Cause I was one
    She said, "It's okay,"
    But I felt like
    I just ate my young

    She is obviously a person
    With a cause
    I told her that I don't
    Smoke or drink
    She told me to loosen up
    On the way to the L.C.

    She skips her classes
    And gets good grades
    I go to my courses
    Rain or shine
    She's passin' her classes
    While I attend mine

    While I attend mine
    While I attend mine
    While I attend

    She wrote out a story
    About her life
    I think it included
    Something about me
    I'm not sure of that
    But I'm sure of one thing
    Her spelling's atrocious

    She told me to read
    Between the lines
    And tell her exactly
    What I got out of it
    I told her affection
    Had two F's
    Especially when you're dealing with me

    I usually notice
    All the little things
    One time I was proud of it
    She says it's annoying
    She cursed me up and down
    And rolled her R's
    Her beautiful R's

    She says I'm caught up
    In triviality
    All I really wanna know is
    What she thinks of me
    I think my love for her
    Makes me miss the point

    I miss the point
    I miss the point
    I miss the point
    I miss the point
    I miss the point
    I miss the point
    I miss the point

    Hey mister...

  2. RASPBERRY

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    Through the music
    There's a dancing girl
    She can be broken
    In your hands

    She knows you're looking at her
    But that's what scares her
    You're in the space that she commands

    If she still likes you
    You might get a call
    She'll ask you why
    You stood and stared

    You will be hearing from her
    But that should scare you
    If she still likes you be prepared

    Pardon me for calling
    But I'm just checking in
    You don't know who I am
    But I know where you've been

    You sit and tap your fingers
    When you should tap your phone
    Tap all your resources
    Until she leaves you alone
    She leaves you alone

    This girl's got nothing on you
    But that's what bugs you
    'Cause you still let her get to you

    Pardon me for calling
    But I'm just checking in
    You don't know who I am
    But I know where you've been
    You sit and tap your fingers
    When you should tap your phone
    Tap all your resources
    Until she leaves you alone
    She leaves you alone

  3. I AM THE CANCER

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    So long, Matthew
    I will miss you
    There is too much to do
    Or I'd go with you
    It's a bad time
    I haven't got a dime

    So long, Alison
    I now know where you've been
    But I don't know where you're going
    There's security in knowing
    But I know some morning
    Without any warning
    You'll be gone

    Oh, you've kissed me, kissed me
    Now you're supposed to miss me

    So long, Andrew
    I will miss you
    I just wrote you
    A long note
    You'd better answer
    I am the cancer
    Removed from you

    Oh, you miss me, miss me
    Now you've got to kiss me, kiss me goodbye

    So long, scarecrow
    At least with you I know
    You're going nowhere
    What do you care?
    There's nothing up your sleeve
    You can never leave

    Why would you stay there, scarecrow?
    Sorry I had to go
    But I shall return
    It was my turn
    To get away
    Someone had to stay
    So I could go

    I miss you most of all
    Kiss me, kiss me
    I can't wait until you kiss me
    Until you kiss me
    I can't wait 'til you kiss me
    Kiss me again

  4. MEDIAN STRIP

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    I can't tell you what I want to
    I can't tell you I can smell you a mile away
    Measured arms you've flexed before
    Next to a battleship
    You made me mad, I made you sad
    But now I'm glad you're gone

    Take me on
    Take me on

    Count to ten, I'll be there
    Tone it down, I'll be in the barrel
    Point came for you to be Glenn Close to me
    Can't you see I can't be
    P-P-I-M-I-S-S
    I assess the situation differently

    You should hit the median strip
    You should hit the median strip
    Take me on
    Take me on

    Three day benders set you straight
    Two flights were both on time
    To fight was on your mind
    Tonight I don't feel fine

    Feel free to dwell on what you feel
    Free to say I don't feel free
    You've made me mad, and now I've had
    To say that I was wrong

    You should hit the median strip
    You should hit the median strip
    Take me on
    Take me on

  5. TAKE IT IN

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    I know it's none of my business
    What you do
    But you don't have a clue
    He's just a friend
    But he's got it out for you
    I thought I should tell you

    Hold this close to your chest
    No one can know
    He won't let his feelings show
    He keeps them under wraps
    Although
    They would love to flow

    What he never told you
    Is that he would love to hold you
    Take a look around
    Take it in

    Take it in
    Take it in

    I don't think that
    It's appropriate to cry
    Here's something to wipe your eye
    His only fault
    Was that he was much too shy
    And he didn't even try

    So bein' all by yourself
    Is no way to be
    There's plenty of fish in his sea
    It's not the end of the world
    Take it from me
    You can take from me

    'Cause you have more to offer
    Than you will ever know
    Take a deep breath
    Take it in

    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in

    Hold me close to your chest
    Before you go
    There's something that you should know
    Put your mouth on my back
    And lightly blow
    Where does the warmness go

    Up to my arms and shoulders
    Could I be any bolder
    It looks like you have been
    Taken in

    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in
    Take it in

  6. 500 UP

    (A. Scott/Sloan)

    She comes running
    Down like water
    To splash around
    With the ones that taught her
    She's just like
    That farmer's daughter
    Everybody laughs at the joke

    And we're laughing
    She don't know
    What it means
    She just knows
    That it's not what it seems

    Everybody knows that
    She's going nowhere
    Everybody always tells her
    How much they care
    But all they really care about is
    Growin' their hair
    And gettin' it cut

    And we're laughing
    She don't know
    What it means
    She just knows
    That it's not what it seems

    She's running down much faster
    Home base is around the corner
    All she can hear is laughter
    And that's all that's in store for her

    Sliding downwards
    You're the batter
    That's what they say
    500 up
    On the ladder

    She comes running
    Down like water
    She comes running down

    Everybody knows that
    She's going nowhere
    Everybody always tells her
    How much they care
    But all they really care abou
    Is cuttin' their hair
    And lettin' it grow

    And we're laughing
    She don't know
    What it means
    She just knows
    That it's not what it seems

    She's running down much faster
    Home base is around the corner
    All she can hear is laughter
    And that's all that's in store for her

  7. MARCUS SAID

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    Halloween
    The night the artist caused a scene
    The night I heard about his queen
    I'm just glad my clock was clean

    Hit the road
    Hit the ceiling
    Hit my friends
    And watch while it ends

    Harder harder hardest
    I am the artist
    That makes it easy for you
    To paint you in a corner

    Marcus said
    Or at least he might have said
    I know what it is to be sad
    You should see what I once had

    Eighty-three
    Man that's where I'd like to be
    God help me

    Harder harder hardest
    I am the artist
    That makes it easy for you
    To paint you in a corner

    Alcoholic alchemy
    Write a song for me
    I can turn lead into gold
    Just don't let me get old
    La la la...

    What I find
    Is I can drink until I'm blind
    But I don't mind

    Have a heart
    Just take one look at my art
    It should give me amnesty
    It means everything to me

    Harder harder hardest
    I am the artist
    That makes it easy for you
    To paint you in a corner

    Alcoholic alchemy
    Write a song for me
    I have turned lead into gold
    How did I get old?

  8. SUGARTUNE

    (P. Pentland/Sloan)

    I wrote for you
    This sugartune
    To help you through
    What you've gotta do
    When you're on the ground
    And keep fallin' down
    Remember how I made this sound
    Sound

    When you're on your own
    Feeling all alone
    Remember that
    You've always got a home
    I'm outside
    Tryin' hard to hide
    The fact that I'm scared
    To be by your side

    I know when everybody's got one
    You want one too
    I know when everybody's got one
    You want one too

    I know when everybody's got one
    You want one too
    I know when everybody's got one
    You want one too

    I wrote for you
    This sugartune
    To help you through
    What you've gotta do
    When you're on the ground
    And keep fallin' down
    Remember how I made this sound
    Sound

  9. LEFT OF CENTRE

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    I remember Uncle Owen
    Because his story was aimed at me
    That was 1977
    And I was in grade three

    Since then, I got to thinking
    I really can't remember
    The last time I was the centre
    Of the target of pop culture

    You see, I'm slightly left of centre
    Of the bull's eye you've created
    It's sad to know that if you hit me
    It's because you were not careful

    Yeah, I got the middle child blues
    I couldn't wear your platform shoes
    But now it's safe to go back in the water
    But I prefer Neptune's daughter

    My older brother's pushin' forty
    My kid sister's only nine
    Everything he knows is retro
    The only word she knows is "mine"

    You see, I'm just outside of nowhere
    But pretty soon, you'll be in my care
    And there are just so many of you
    But not enough like me to love you

  10. LEMONZINGER

    (J. Ferguson/Sloan)

    Sound asleep
    Asleep with the radio
    Your favourite show

    They play the song
    The one that hits your heart
    From the start

    Hits your heart, from the start
    Hits your heart, from the start

    The melody
    So sweet you want to die
    Violently

    Electric guitar
    And a teenage superstar
    In stereo

    Superstar, in stereo
    Superstar, in stereo
    Superstar, in stereo
    Superstar, in stereo

    The perfect words
    Sung by the perfect voice
    It's the world to me

    "I'm on your side"
    Those were the sweetest words
    You spoke to me

    Sweetest words, spoke to me
    Sweetest words, spoke to me

  11. TWO SEATER

    (C. Murphy/Sloan)

    For what it's worth
    You're on my turf
    And my roots go deep
    Into the earth
    How deep they go
    You'll never know
    You'll never know

    I'm sorry
    I'm sorry

    First it was me
    And then it was you
    Caught up in this lifestyle
    Built for two
    You know how I feel
    About what you do
    What do you do

    I'm sorry
    About the way I've acted
    I'm sorry
    I'm sorry

    You want to be one
    You want to have one
    Which is it
    And what is the reason
    You want to be one
    You want to have one
    Which is it
    And what is the reason

    I'm sorry
    About the way I've acted
    I'm sorry
    About the way I've acted

    For what it's worth
    You're on my turf
    And my roots go deep
    Into the earth
    How deep they go
    You'll never know
    You'll never know

    I'm sorry
    About the way I've acted
    I'm sorry
    About the way I've acted
    I'm sorry
    I'm sorry
    I'm sorry
    I'm sorry

  12. WHAT'S THERE TO DECIDE?

    (J. Ferguson/Sloan)

    Where did you go to?
    And how did you get there?
    Hope you come back soon
    I've left you an empty room

    Where did you go to?
    And how did you get there?
    Hope you come back soon
    You've left me with plenty of room
    To breathe

    But I feel like I'm chokin'
    You see, can't you see

    Whether it's a half a mile
    Or a thousand miles
    Well, you won't put on your shoes
    Just for something to do for me

    Whether it's a half a mile
    Or a thousand miles
    Well, it's probably too far
    More like a trip across the stars
    To you

    And I feel like I'm chokin'
    You see, can't you see

    What's there to decide?
    You think that one step forward
    Is one step back
    Stuck on a circus ride
    It always stops up in mid-air
    No one even knows you're there
    What's there to decide?

    But I feel like I'm chokin'
    You see, can't you see

    What's there to decide?
    You think that one step forward
    Is one step back
    Stuck on a circus ride
    Self assured but you don't care
    Don't get blinded by the glare
    What's there to decide?
    What's there to decide?